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Star Trek Red Shirt 'Expendable' T-Shirt
Show your love of Star Trek's Original Series. Fact: Red shirts don't fare well on away missions. Red and black ringer tee with black print.

Star Trek Red Shirt 'Expendable' T-Shirt

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The Star Trek Red Shirt 'Expendable' T-Shirt is the perfect apparel for any dangerous planetary expedition!

S - XL sizes only | Red & Black

Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now...

  -Show your love of Star Trek's Original Series

  -Fact: Red shirts don't fare well on away missions

  -Red and black ringer tee with black print

Product Description-

After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine.

  • Shine like a phaser set to "frag."
  • Perhaps you should have gone into science.

In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, "We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've printed that word, "Expendable," in a Trekish font on a red 50% polyester/50% cotton jersey ringer with black rib-knit collar and cuffs.

Just don't stand next to us when you wear that thing.

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